Tay Forest Challenge
Still the toughest, trickiest, nastiest winch challenge team in the UK

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The Team

This is Colin our supposed leader, who when not working as a GRP specialist (Goat Reproductive Process) can be found digging himself into holes all over Ayrshire.  He has webbed feet and is almost 3ft 6inches tall.
Blame him if your 4x4 can't get through the section, it's not his fault but he's as good as anyone.

Main setter of sections and layout. Will be organising trailblazing weekends

Richard is sometimes allowed to pretend he is on the Committee.  With a penchant for stupid and ridiculous vehicles he can generally be found either dealing drugs or driving a car that was made before God was a boy. Watch out though, he runs the logistics and 1st aid side of things - be very, very afraid!

Website, logistics and First Aid.  Has also cooked food for the Marshals no record exists of it being eaten.
 

The second Andy on the block is Andy P. He claims to be retired but the rest of us think he means retreaded.  He is 7'2" and by a trick of perspective always appears to be closer than your mirror would think.  He is banned from competition as he has the ability to levitate his vehicle over most obstacles using thought alone. He also believed to be related to the Stig, however we do not have pictures of his dump to validate this claim.

In charge of Marshalling and Scrutineering.  Main point of contact for Marshals. Deputy Dawg will be coordinating the Marshals when Andy P is unavailable. (no email yet)

Ewart: Also known as Yogi, Eewort and Oiyougerrofothedamnsnowboard has been responsible for some of our more evil sections but that does not make him a bad person. His wooly hats and Cartman ringtone makes him a bad person. Section setter, scrutineer, roving marshal. Identified by maniacal laughter

Ian has been a stalwart since the very first event and is always there ready to help when things get tough or go horribly wrong. He may be cursed, which explains why he drives a Niva and sniffs paint thinners all day. Section Setter and senior citizen. Identified by the roll-up and dodgy 70's 'tache

Fraser is Booboo to Ewart's Yogi. To the naked eye he appears human but closer inspection reveals his true nature - his case comes up later this year. Section Setter, Scrutineer and roving Marshal. You don't want to identify him in case of reprisals.

Tony. Being rude about Tony is like kicking a puppy. Call the RSPCA because the truth MUST be told sometime! Section setter, Scrutineer and Marshal identifiable from a distance by CIA satellite based cameras.

The AFC/TFC/Phoenix was conceived by Andy T from an original moment of insanity and developed to the point of sadism. he is an elusive and camera shy individual who is currently in hiding from various Government Agencies both here and abroad.  Rumours that the CSA is chasing him on behalf of 200 lambs are completely unfounded.

Andy has retired and is believed to be living on a nature reserve. Reports in early 2010 that he had completed a bloodless coup and replaced the leadership of Fatheads for Justine are, as yet, unconfirmed.

This is not actually a team member but it's a nice picture I took and it's what we be baying at most ev'ry month.